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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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