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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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