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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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