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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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