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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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