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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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