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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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