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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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