Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.