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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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