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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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