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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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