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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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