Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.