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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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