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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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