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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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