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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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