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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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