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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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