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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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