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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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