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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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