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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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