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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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