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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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