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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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