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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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