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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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