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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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