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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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