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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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