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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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