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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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