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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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