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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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