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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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