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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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