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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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