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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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