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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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