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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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