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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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