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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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