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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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