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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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