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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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