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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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