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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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