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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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