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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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