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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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