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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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