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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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