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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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