Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.