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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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