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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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