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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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