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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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