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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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