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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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