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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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